Power is out
It’s a hurricane!
virginsucide: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
farhanist: Stop worrying about something so normal as cellulite and stretch marks. They’re perfectly ordinary and a part of life. And, if part of your worry is what a guy would think, don’t. If a guy does care, he’s living in a distant fantasy world and not worth your time. Let him carry on dreaming, while you spend your time with a real man.
When Jim Cantore starts showing up:
There's a hurricane a-coming!
I drank a little
And now sadness is wafting through my body. What a horrible thing to do to someone alcohol.
I wanna go to whatever law school judge dredd went...
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
Just watched the best porn
I can retire now.
Anonymous asked: you look damn good in that pic on ur page
And I'll be your girl, if you say it's a gift.
redrebelgrrl asked: I feel like I've already told you this.. but if you like Sasha Grey, you gotta watch The Girlfriend Experience. It's kinda boring at first, but she's hot so oh well! :D Ahah
I got a very sweet anon last night
And I just wanna say thank you to whoever that was. I hope you see this. That was just what I needed to hear.
The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too...– Ernest Hemingway (via modernmethadone) I normally don’t like things like this, but man is it true.
Also tomorrow is the first day of school
What if the kids don’t like me? What if I have to eat lunch alone? What if I get picked last in gym class? That last one is not a legitimate fear because I’m in college.
I go to bed
Holding on to my hip bone because the sensation of feeling it is pretty new and they make me feel all happy and proud of myself.
Friend without a tumblr: I wanna show you something
Me: I've seen that
I have Xbox live now
Anyone wanna be friends?
wesingforbetterdays: I’m really glad I never went through an obnoxious scene phase in high school.
Don't worry, I'll catch you
I fixed my tv
I don’t need no man