July 2012
31 posts
Let's hope this doesn't come back to haunt
But doesn’t everything
Heart pounding
Outta my chest.
Listen sweetie
I’m drunk. Very drunk.
Or I could just stay here, because you look good tonight girlfriend can I sleep in your bed? And when I crawl out in the morning, can I stay inside your head?
Legit Tattoo Gun
The Front Bottoms
Yeah she was gettin’ high,
yeah she was smokin’ pot.
I’m pretty sure I’m the only guy she’s hooked up with tonight,
yeah probably, probably not.
and we were gettin’ hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-high
and i was smokin’ pot
i’m pretty sure i’m the only guy she’s hooked up with tonight,
but probably, but probably not
Ordered Mein Kampf off of Amazon
Hope I’m not put on any kind of government watch list
willliam replied to your post: Then I fainted.
‘excellent cover story for blowing a guy in a dark alley and then shooting up with heroin.’
You see right through me
I really enjoy having friendships where you don’t even really need to talk to them every day
but when you do talk it’s like there wasn’t any distance between you in the first place
Ok everything is fine. He called me baby doll.
It’s been 20 minutes. How do you unsend a text?
There was a typo in the mushy text. Oh god. I had to double text to correct it. Jessica what are you doing?
Please respond well to that mushy text.
Please.