June 2012
52 posts
Should be fun.
Amy Poehler (via chubby-bunnies)
things to remember.
(via orangeishpunkin)
Follow up question: what do you do about it?
Faye Reagan right?
Doesn’t give you the right to leave me a voicemail telling me how ‘horny’ you are and that you ‘want to fuck’ me. That is sexual harassment, asshole.
:) well thank you. Normally I would have just replied to this privately, but people should see what a nice guy you are.
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
Well thank you for the moral support. Really. Ive been unraveling lately.
If this was intentionally a cleverly worded insult. I’m not even mad, you’re a fucking artist.
- Me: I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
I’m losing weight for you
I’m losing weight for you
I’m losing weight for you
I’m losing weight for you
Well then take me to funky town sir
It doesn’t have to get weird.
Go fuck yourself.
Why do I look exactly the same?
Omg you’re right. I need to go to the gym more.
By either politely asking if I was ok or by leaving me alone.
And to those selfish assholes who tried to make things harder for me …. Fuck you, you’re not my real friends and I’ll always remember that.
Maybe one day I’ll stop being such a loner.
And I knew more when I was 13.