Everyone's a critic and most people are djs

only you’re too short and have bad teeth…. the two things I’m too shallow to get over. 

I live too fast and I love too much and I’ll die too young, but I chose this cup that I drank from.
Knew what I was getting into.
But I couldn’t let out what I had to keep in.
I’m ashamed of myself and unspeakable sins that I’ve committed and…
I’ve made mistakes but I’ll find my way.

‘Acceptable age difference formula: Chick’s age = (Guy’s age divided by 2) + 7’

na. I do it (guy’s age + 7) / 2 = close enough

I fought pretty hard to keep you when you didn’t really want me. You don’t get to be that lucky twice.

Just told me that I’m addicted to porn

Great….. :/

I dont think I’ll ever be that happy again. I like being bad. I like when I’m being bad for no other reason to be spiteful. 

“showing malicious ill will and a desire to hurt”

fuck yeah, all day everyday (well back then anyway)

I wish dylan would get home from work or that my car was here. I’m stuck in this house all day just me and his dog. Sure there are worse places I could be but there are also a lot better ones.

sidenote : I hate his computer ad its two finger scroll  

That if I didn’t love you

Then you have just one alternative

And I may be romantic

And I may risk my life for it

But I ain’t gonna die for you

You know I ain’t no Juliet

And I’m not gonna watch you wanna burn yourself out baby

No I’m not gonna stop you

Maybe you’d be kidnapped by pirates
And they would take you to their hideout
As pirates often do
But I’d find the secret map
And I would vigilante-bushwhack
Through the jungles of Peru
Just to save you and I’d take you north to Mexico
Where you would tell me your life story on the steps of a Mayan temple
Where we’d camp singing nonsense songs in 12 bars to the jaguars, until you’d sense me
Your eyes convincing, and I would kiss you like a hero in the half-light
Dryer sheets and peach shampoo, the smell of palm leaves, I’d sleep against you
Until the natives found us, but they would crown us king and queen
And we could stay there, spend our days there, eating guava by the sea
And I could understand your views and you could fall in love with me

to let other people control how I feel about myself, but I do. And right now I feel awesoem :D