Let’s start off with your relationship status:
Could you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Well he is pretty far away but I’m guessing I could
Have you been disappointed in the past three days
nothing comes to mind
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three months?
more then one person, I am not a fan of pants
Are you alone right now?
Have you ever kissed someone who was high?
I may have
Have you ever had sex with someone who was high?
Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
Yes, a lot
Who’s the biggest douche bag that you know?
I’m not going to say his name
Do you have empty bottles of alcohol anywhere?
Nahh, not in my room
Have you ever hooked up with your best friend?
Who was last to slap your butt?
mom? zack? scott?
Do you have siblings over the age of 21?
Relationships or one night stands ?
Where is your biological father right now?
sitting in his chair, drinking a beer, watching the news
Honestly, did you really love the last person you said I love you to?
I dont say it unless I do
What do you usually do right away when you wake up?
read my text
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
If you caught your significant other cheating on you what would you do?
I nay have a significant other but I would seek revenge.
Ever sat in someone’s lap because there were no more seats in a vehicle?
a few times
Do you have sex everyday?
I do not
Last person you talked to on the phone?
What’s the closest black thing to you?
What were you doing last night at midnight?
watching Halloween and trying to entertain Jeff at work
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
dont think so
Is there anyone in the room with you?
Can you honestly say you’re okay right now?
Yeah pretty much so.
What would happen if you were locked in a room with the last person you kissed?
HAHA, laugh a lot and talk about all our friends that aren’t quite as intelligent as us ;)
Is any part of your body sore?
my beer case lifting arm
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Have you kissed the last person you texted?
no, but I got really drunk and let it slip that I wanted to *red cheeks*
Do you want a tattoo?
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Next time you will kiss someone?
What are you planning on doing after this?
watch Law and Order SVU
Ever kissed someone that smokes?
yes, I kinda prefer it
Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?
If I had to.
anytime anyplace :D
where to start…..
I don’t want to babysit you every time you and your girl friend break up. Its not something I enjoy doing. I don’t like sitting on your couch as you whine to me about how much you love her and all the amazing things you do for her. How you will never find ‘the one’.
All I ever got from you was broken friendships, self esteem issues, and bruises. But thats not want this is about.
I cant handle being your only friend. Your clingy, needy and depended. These were all traits I found cute back when I liked you. Now I see them for what they are. Pathetic. Your relentless tries to get me to come over so you can bitch about what happen annoys the fuck out of me. Although, I find it funny how only a few months ago I would have been ecstatic to be your shoulder to cry on. Why would I want to spent my free time with you when I could do nearly any thing else. You take me away from people I actually want to spend my nights with.
Nothing is going to change in a week you and her will get back together and the texting will stop.
And in three weeks the texting will start again because yall broke up again and this time ‘its different’
Just to be clear I am jealous but not because you are with her and not me. I’m jealous because she gets good you. She got the new improved you. I got shitty you.
But I guess I meant it when I said I would always be there for you I just don’t know why. I wish I did. Guess I’m just fucking stupid