I think I’m getting broken up with.
My dad: One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"
ask-changeling-lyra: A quick audio lesson on...
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
Maybe for Halloween
I’ll be Avril Lavigne circa 2001
Anonymous asked: horngry is what I am and popping pussies is my jam.
undoingconvalescentruin: Sometimes, when I go to the gym, I like to stealthily set the machine to a ridiculous weight after I’m done so that the next person to use it thinks I’m a total badass.
Sum yourself up in one sentence
I got a few good ones so far. You can always be anon if you’re shy.
Sum yourself up in one sentence.
when i laugh at things on the internet i don’t even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
I asked one of those therapy blogs a question...
And they still haven’t replied. It’s like, if I come to you for free mental health advice I expect you to be prompt.
WHEN IM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE: AND THEN I GET DRUNK AND I’M LIKE:
Just went to the scary part of tumblr
Glad to be back here with you guys. Hold me!
Blowing into NES cartridges may have done more...
iheartchaos: If you owned an NES, games didn’t always start the first time, so there was this idea— no one really knows where it started, but it spread like wildfire way before the world wide web, that when your NES was being picky, you had to “blow the dust out” so it could get a clean connection. The fact is though, that this was just a placebo and blowing into the cartridge usually did more...
Anonymous asked: You are so much prettier than any Power Ranger.
Just put lighters in vending machines already.
No, you don’t know the difference between love and submission.
When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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rebelwith0utapplause: Since I just reblogged that Power Rangers thing.. I’m betting I’m not the only one who had a huge crush on the pink power ranger (Kimberly) when I was a kid. Seriously tho: I remember wanting to be as pretty as her when I grew up. I was such a little lesbian.