February 2012
123 posts
If I could turn back time....
I would not have had that fourth taco. That was a mistake.
that awkward moment when pornhub wont work....
fml
I guess I’ll try motherless
Reblog with your URL and favorite Metallica song:
mistress0fpuppets: Ride The Lightning
druxe: For Whom the Bell Tolls
Hairmetalheartthrob: Ronnie
comicbookmetalhead: King nothing
Punkjess: For Whom the Bell Tolls
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I’m alright, I tell myself twice in the mirror before I cant go to sleep at night I need a lullaby I need some time I need to get a dime bag from my guy
Dear Future Girlfriend,
blacktimtebow:
I’m into assplay, and I enjoy funfetti cake. If you can figure out a way to make those two things happen at the same time, all the better.
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magnettoanothermagnet asked: 44 :)
Anonymous asked: 7, 12, 15, 20, 27, 32, 36, 40, 42, 47
doggystyleanddeepthroat asked: 4 10 15 17 34
orangecontent asked: 2, 4, 8, 16, 32.
Anonymous asked: 2, 15, 31
1. One word describing your most pleasurable night?
2. What is your sexiest article of clothing?
3. Are you in love or in lust with somebody?
4. Share one of your fantasies.
5. Do you enjoy giving or taking more?
6. Are you naughty or nice?
7. What is your favorite place to be kissed?
8. Ice cubes or hot wax?
9. Foreplay or roleplay?
10. Lights on or off?
11. Strawberries with whipped cream or strawberries dipped in chocolate?
12. What is your favorite place to be touched on your body, besides the obvious sexual areas?
13. What is the craziest place you ever did something sexual?
14. Describe your last kiss.
15. What is your favorite sex position?
16. Do you prefer cuddling, sleeping, or taking off afterwards?
17. What is your favorite quality in a man?
18. What is your favorite quality in a woman?
19. In between the sheets or on top?
20. What turns you on most?
21. Describe, in full detail, your best sexual experience.
22. Describe, in full detail, your worst sexual experience.
23. Describe, in full detail, your most memorable sexual experience.
24. What is your favorite part of sex?
25. What is one roleplay you want to try next?
26. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
27. Do you enjoy phone sex?
28. Where do you enjoy having sex the most?
29. Have you ever had a sexy nickname? How did you get it?
30. What’s your favorite color lingerie?
31. What color underwear are you wearing?
32. Do you like rough sex or smooth sex more?
33. Describe a sexy dream you’ve had recently.
34. What is something you want to try in bed but haven’t?
35. How old were you the first time you had sex?
36. How often do you have sex?
37. Do you masturbate? How often? How old were you when you started?
38. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Have you ever masturbated in front of
someone/watched someone else masturbating?
39. Do you watch porn?
40. Have you had anal sex? Do you like it?
41. What is your favorite way to masturbate?
42. What turns you on most when having sex?
43. Describe, in full detail, your kinkiest sexual experience.
44. Do you have any fetishes?
45. Do you get turned on by seeing your own naked body in the mirror?
46. What do you think about when you masturbate?
47. What is the highest number of orgasms you’ve had in one day?
48. Have you ever participated in group sex?
49. Have you ever done anything sexual with a member of the same sex?
50. Have you ever made a sex tape?
Anonymous asked: You would make the best fucking girlfriend ever.
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Reasons why I think I make a great Girlfriend
1. I’m hilarious
2. I love star wars
3. I do not get upset if you dont text me back because you’re playing video games
4. I fully believe in blow job week
5. I’m almost too low maintenance
6. 99% of my guy friends are gay so you dont have to feel threatened
7. I can be dressed and ready to go in roughly 15 minutes
I like to workout while watching jeopardy so I can feel smart and sexy at the same time.
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
I love knowing how insignificant we are
“I’m not like most girls.”
– Most girls (via lungsofsteeel)
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